A fork of Rural Dictionary
A competition where 3 person teams compete to see who can finish a 30-Pack of Beer, eighth of weed, and a large pizza the fastest. The team that finishes first without puking is the champion.
Other variations of this competition include replacing pizza with other foods such as wings, hot dogs, or cheeseburgers.
hey bro, ironman competition tonight!
No way man, i yacked last time
while having sex with a girl from behind, before you orgasm, pull out...an iron pipe(literally, an iron pipe), and as she looks behind to see whats going on, smash her in the face with it, and then blow your load in her ear(because shes fucking unconscience, who cares)
Tre and lenika are fucking. she hears some rumbling behind her and looks, only to have a lead pipe across her head. tre screams out "i just ironman that hoe"
when you jizz on a ho back and then stick a sheet of tinfoil to her, so when she wakes up in the morning she has a metal cape. the same meaning of superman that ho but replace the blanket with tinfoil.
carter threatens katie that he will ironman that ho!
In a 24 hour time period have have anal sex, vaginal sex, hand job, blow job and and a Boob Fuck.
Man I didn't think I could cum five times, but girl and I Pulled off the Ironman challenge.
means to skeet on a girls face and cover her face up with a paper bag making her seem as if she was ironmam
mane last night i ironman dat hoe then i put a paper bag over her face!
the fanatical attitude and obsessive-compulsive behaviour in relation to training, gear, watts, supplements and results displayed by Ironman participants and hopefuls; also, describes the individual displaying these traits; related, ironmania, describes the euphoria that results when one ironmanic meets another.
He went on an ironmanic rant after he discovered that shaving his forearms took only 0.8 seconds off his PB for the cycle.
She went ironmanic when her waking heart-rate hit a new low at 42.