A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jayson’s are one of the most heroic people on earth there braver than captain America and hotter than any man on earth they are also loyal and respectful. Ladies if you find a Jayson keep cuz he’s one of a kind.
Oh me and Jayson had a great time last night😏
Jayson is so nice and kind!
Thank god Jayson was there to back me up i don’t know what i’d do without him.
Jayson’s are the type of people who are really smart and open with their friends, but may be seen as quiet from outsiders. They don’t like parties or loud sounds. Jayson’s usually are straight white males. They are cute people with a knack for lifting the mood.
Usually gets his drugs from Jose in the back corner of the McDonalds.
“Damn. Jayson is such a nice guy. Too bad he’s a furry or I’d fuck him.”
Everyone pretends to like him, but deep down they know they just feel sorry for him. Simpletons could better him in every way possible, he clearly isn't good enough for anyone or anything. He's an overthinking pig that has nothing better to do but make a Jayson entry on the Urban Dictionary. The reality is, is that, he's a living retard who's head is as dense as concrete.
Person1: "I love you"
(Person1's mind: "lol, jk")
Carter: I'm a legend
Jayson: shut up
A Jayson is a sad soul sitting in a Data Mining Class, wallowing in the infinite confusion and statistics at the time.
Person A: Hey! Is that a Chris!?
Person B: No, it's just a Jayson...
Person C: JAYSON!!! JAYSON!! JAYSON!?