A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you’re jelqing during a family Christmas party
Jeffrey was stressed and escaped the family conversation to go jelq the halls in his family bathroom
A robot that stands in the corner of the room and jelqs you when activated
in the corner of his room you see jelq bot
The art of continuously pulling on one's penis to create tiny microfiber tears in the penal region to gain anywhere from 10 inches to the length of the universe over an unending period of time at speeds exceeding mach 10!!!!
Charles: "I have just begun my Hyper Jelqing session and I have already gained 20 feet to my dick" Zakary: "type shit skibbidi rizz, i might need to start that my shit small ong i want one that wraps around the solar system" Luke: "I must create microfiber tears to make my penal region bigger than Earth, Space, and Time. I will create rips in the spacetime continuum.
quantum jelqing is the act of jelqing for such an extended period of time that the penis is thinner than an atom
Guy 1: Is that a string? Guy 2: No, Gary's just been quantum jelqing.
