A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. The coolest mother fucker out there
2. A boss ass fellow nigga
3. You better befriend him now
4. Woman, he is way out of your league
Jared just fucked a supermodel
I lost my wife to Jared... oh man
Jared is sooo Henry..
A sweet, caring person who’s knows how to party and is very pretty. Jarelis is a person who cares about here family and friends A LOT.
This is a loudish person also but those who meet a person with this name have found a one-in-million person
Has the biggest dick imaginable. Nobody could ever compare to the size of his dick. Jared’s are always very sexy and tall. Jared’s are also said to be the best in bed.
A good-looking, tall, athletic, smart, dorky, and funny guy who is usually an amazing boyfriend but can easily become jealous. He has a good heart and will always be an amazing friend.
"He was like the funnest guy to hang out with!"
"I know! He's totally a Jared."
An amazing guy. He will go out of his way to make you laugh and he has gorgeous blonde hair. His beautiful green eyes can see all the way into my soul. He is so playful and kind, if you ever meet him, lucky you.
I have a massive crush on Jared.
I would go to the movies with you, but I have had the Jareds all day.