Country Dictionary

An absolute fucking sex machine.

Thot 1: Is that the neighbourhood hottie Jed?
Thot 2: Yeah I sucked his dick yesterday.

Pisses is girls mouths and only last 30 seconds in the saddle

Jed lasted only 30 seconds

A poor mountaineer who barely kept his family fed,
But one day as he was shooting at some food,
Up from the ground came a bubbling crude. (Oil, that is. Black gold. Texas tea.)

Jed was the main character of The Beverly Hillbillies.

For a player in a game of pool to set up at least three or four consecutive shots near a single pocket and pot them all.

Ohno, Ollie just got Jeded!

a jed is a funny friend, who ends to be sent out of the class every once and a while. most jeds are blond and have freinds mostly like them, like liams, yassines, and lucases. they arent the smartest type, but a jed is sure to liven up your day.

"im sad"

"then you should go talk to jed. h'ell cheer you up"

A guy who is so good at fortnite you cannot even build to save yourself this man will do anything out of his way to kill you in the game he has so many wins you would not believe, Jed is one amazing player and he is better than, both players Spoonjamoon, and Deepfry

"Damn I just got killed by Jed" " OMG thats Jed the best player ever"

Plural form of jedasp: Jealous envious do-nothings angry at successful people.

*Sees a protest against amazon for building a new warehouse*

"Look at these jeds, angry at a company that helps small businesses thrive in the online world."