A fork of Rural Dictionary
Person who only think about doing stuff but never gets his thumb out of his ass and does it. A jerk-off.
07:17 <u{s}e{r}> raskolnikov is a very unbefitting nickname, you should be called joedouche or joejerk-off instead 07:19 <Raskolnikov> u{s}e{r}: I killed a Jew once, that's why 07:19 <Raskolnikov> OK, I didn't actually kill her... But I thought about it
1. The act of masturbating. 2. "Jerking" off your clitoris or penis in order to orgasm. 3. May apply to both females and males - slang word.
"I don't have a dick but I can still jerk off!" "I'm a girl, jerking off is possible." "I believe that jerking off is an activity all females and males should participate in for the greater good of the world - it also burns calories."
to masturbate with hands
i jerked off over kirsty's pretty pink painted toes
(noun) An insult. Can mean idiot, moron, inbred sun of a bitch, etc.
Biggie: go get me a sandwich Angry Italian: okaya fine, ia hate-a you Biggie: this isn't a sandwich, its a popsicle. Nice job jerk-off Angry Italian: Oh I'lla jerka you off Biggie: what?
A highly organized competition pitting jerk chicken recipes and cooking talents against one another. Best jerk wins. Extra: best side dish (eg. rice and peas, corn, mash, etc.)
Rub up your chicken legs and heat up your BBQs, we're having a jerk-off on Saturday!
when a jerk gets voted of a reality show
Man that celebrity apprentice when Donald Trump jerked-off Garry Busey was a real great watch.