A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Possibly the most extreme, blasphomous term to use when one is surprised and/or outraged in the english language. 2. Used as a term to say something random but incomprehensible for a few seconds to the person the term is directed to.
Situation 1: Somone busts into a room with an AK-47 and shoots the person right next to you. Your response: Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ! Situation 2: Johnny: Sooooo... Mike: hmm.... Chris: yeah... Dalton: JESUS FUCKING MARY DOGGYSYLE CHRIST! Johnny: wtf happened? Mike: oh my stars Chris: lollerpops
A verbal expression of overwhelming fear when a person is startled, surprised, shocked, or scared followed by extreme anger.
While Jimmy is driving on the expressway, he is suddenly cut off by another vehicle traveling ten miles per hour under the speed limit. Jimmy: "Jesus Fucking Christ Hole! You cut me off! get the fuck out of the way!"
when ur actually severely injured and.......
Rob: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY FUCKING ARM IS FUCKING CUT OPEN LIKE A PUSSY GOD HELP THE FUCKING PAIN FGFHTDGHFHGDHDFSGRSGHFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKK *inhales* AHAGAGAHGAGAHYHAHAAAAGAGAGGGAGAAAAAAÀÆAAAAAA *lungs start to collapse* HAGHAGHAGAHHGAGAGEEEAAAAAAAAA WHYYYYYUUUUUU AUGEGHGHGHGHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *right lung is collapsed* LORD PLEASE SEND ME TO HEAVEN BEFORE I DIE I'M SORRY FOR BEING HORNY, WATCHING HENTAI, AND JERKING OFF, AGAHAGAFGFFGAAAAAAAAAA *fucking dies*
A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.
Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!