A fork of Rural Dictionary
simply A Hand-job. for a female to use ones hand(s) in order to give sexual pleasure to a male.
1) il giv u a finger-fuck if u giv me a jobber first! 2) yeh man, she gave me a jobber whilst watchin match of the day!!! 3) well it started off with just a jobber, but one thing led 2 another, b4 we knew it we wer Rewriting the Warsaw Pact
A man, mostly like to be called 'Kez', who takes all of the skill out of football simulation console games by running as fast as possible towards the goal line and then cuts the ball back for a player to tap in from 2 yards. The word jobber is derived from the type of goal scored here, a 'jobber goal'.
That's such a jobber goal Kez, you bloody jobber! You been to the job centre there....