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A beautiful, blonde, curly-haired girl that is a kickass person.

You're so incredible, just like a Jorie!

Big whiff in soccer from a point blank shot on goal.

Dude, did you see that? He just pulled a Joris.

When someone tries to help you fix something, but only screws it up worse. Specifically something technical or I.T. related. I.E. cell phones, computers, PDA's, smart phones, software, etc.

"Yeah I kept getting these weird error messages so Dustin came over to help me but he totally Joryed my computer. It won't even turn on now."

Is cool.

Joris is cool.

A Joris is a very helpful person who is always there for his friends. Joris is athletic, loves soccer and basketball and is very good at school. He's shy but loves going out in small groups. You're guaranteed to have fun with him. Joris can cheer anyone up, no matter how badly the other person is doing.

I do not feel good.

Look, Joris is there, he cheers you up!

a man who dresses with "flashy" shirts and flannels. one who believes that the remote is "the god"

Man that guy is acting like a joris; look how hes craddling that remote.

A blonde girl with a massive ass and is insanely horny body count: 50+

Damn I would tap jorie