A fork of Rural Dictionary
anybody with the surname keel who is a female teacher is a mrs/miss/ms keel. They are all evil! They all keep real cow lungs in their fridges! they eat dog poo for breakfast and make out with multiple flavoured cheesecakes at 5 in the morning.
woah she's one heck of a mrs keel you should've seen what i caught her doing at 5 in the morning!!!
Even-keeled; chill, moderate personality
"Aye dude I'm talking to Britt a lot lately, you heard anything about her?" "Nah man nothing bad, I heard she's pretty keeled. She's prolly just really into you or some bullshit."
When a person's emotions are under control, balanced and steady. Keel is nautical for the underneath of a watercraft that floats on water, like a ship that's going with the flow. And, even can mean smooth, so even keeled means the person is like floating through life in a smooth and even manner
The class bullies tried to get Ben to react to their taunting, but he remained even keeled, steady and as cool as a cucumber.
describing someone that is in a normal emotional state; not too happy or depressed
"Bob was telling me about that painful breakup he went through a while ago, but it seems like he's even keel now."