A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fun loving person who's best friend's name usually starts with a "f". a person who is a good listener. An attractive lady.
-DUDE, that chick is such a Kristi. -Kristi, you're awesome! -WOW,my girlfriend is a Kristi!
She's a biker chick and a sultry girlie girl. She rocks her own Harley and turns heads in a minidress. She's got just enough ink to let you know she's a firecracker! Amazing breasts and a body that will make all your exgirlfriends jealous. Everyone is drawn to her and all will have a great time in Her presence. Shes a sparkler and you'll see why if you get the chance to hang with her. Her main man will be a sexy bad boy who knows what his lady wants. She will make him feel like a million bucks, and he will love having her next to him watching all of the heads turn when they go by. Her motto for life is "Making bitches jealous."
Did you see that chick ride by? Yeah, she's a Kristy.
loveable person, cute smile, but will rape you for candy.
Kristie distracted me with her beautiful smile and raped me because I have a lollipop in my hand.
A ridiculously awesome girl who brightens up your day. A girl with a fantastic ass that makes you wish yoga pants were the dress code. Someone you want to have sex with.
Kristy:Hey J-Lo:Nice ass Kristy:I Know
A woman that waited a long time to get what she wanted. A big boobed, bootied fire princess who sometimes forgets important things like her phone and socks on the couch, but it only makes her more lovable. A Cake decorating queen whose talent is being hidden in the rush hour workplace.
That's some crazy Kristi type stuff right there!
Don’t fuck with Kristie. She’s sweet, funny, and compassionate but will destroy you through her knowledge of psychology and ability to sniff out bullshit.
What a Kristie to stop that narcissist from attempting to exploit her