A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most sweetest guy in the world but when it comes down to it at the end of the day he will tear your pussy up he loves pussy and will make you never want a different dick again get yourself a kale he suck a sweetie pie!
I got me some kale dick last night
a phrase used by gen z to describe almost any situation. It could be used when something really good happens or when something goes awfully.
damn, you really kaled it with that test!
Kale (verb) to kale, to be kaled.
To kale - to attack someone with, or be attacked with kale.
Did you hear about that guy who got kaled last night?