A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Mario Kans" is the term to describe playing the hit game "Mario Kart" (for any of the nintendo entertainment systems) whilst under the influence of alcohol. The "Kans" part of the phrase is a portmanteau of the two words "Kart" and "Cans". The game was originally founded whilst drinking Tennents Lager hence the "Cans" portion of the word because this beverage is usually drank from 440 ml aluminium cans.
"We're mario kannin' it tonight"
"Thomp, you suck at mario kans"
"Jamie, you're a rat when you play mario kans"
Fake Ray Ban sunglasses.
I'd rather buy real sunglasses than be seen as cheap because of wearing Fay Kans.
Refers to sexual contact between a vagina and penis, respectively. Literally, "penis, vagina"
Hey babe, lets have some kan wang!
The meme god
Ken x Rick Astley
He is very pog.
ALL HAIL KAN ASTLEY THE MEME LORD
To hate on, cock block or otherwise ruin the fun for someone else.
Ex #1:
Person 1: Yo, I was at the club talking to this honey the other night, and Sandy came over and said "you know you are wrong for talking to her when you have a girlfriend."
Person 2: Really? Why'd Sandy go all Kan-Ya on you?
Ex #2:
Person 1: Did you see him jump on stage, hate of her performance, and ruin her acceptance speech?
Person 2: Yeah, I did. He straight Kan-Ya'ed that chick.
To hate on, cock block or otherwise ruin the fun for someone else.
Ex #1:
Person 1: Yo, I was at the club talking to this honey the other night, and Sandy came over and said "you know you are wrong for talking to her when you have a girlfriend."
Person 2: Really? Why'd Sandy go all Kan-Yay on you?
Ex #2:
Person 1: Did you see him jump on stage, hate of her performance, and ruin her acceptance speech?
Person 2: Yeah, I did. He straight Kan-Yay'ed that chick.