Country Dictionary

A 20 foot long, spiked steel dildo with rotating saw blades. It is painted red with the blood with the innocent.

Hey did your girlfriend use the kayak last week? Yeah she drowned in her own blood but she sure did enjoy it!

A slang term referring to a female's breasts.

Guy #1: Have you seen (insert name here)'s Kayaks? Guy#2: Damn, those are some good ones.

Euphemism for penis. Think "cock" with an alternate pronunciation.

This girl at camp rode my kayak all summer long.

Smoking weed

she realy liked kayaking

The loneliest boat in the sea. Calling a person a Kayak is calling them a loner.

What a fucking Kayak Yo Kayak bounce!

An amazing meme lord who games all day. Loves sans and Barry b benson

Omg did kayak get that victory royale again!?

When you place two fingers in between a woman's cleavage and move them side to side, creating a wave-like motion. Similar to motorboating but without the "engine."

Wow, I would really like to go kayaking in those boobs.