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kentucky thumb

The ungratifying sexual action of plugging the female genitals with a thumb to stop bleeding.

Came about when Kentucky Ballistics, the Pro-Gun Youtuber, had an accident in which his firearm exploded and lacerated his jugular to which Mr. Kentucky then plugged his otherwise fatal accident with his thumb.

Her: "Babe I'm on my period"
Him: "I'll just Kentucky thumb it I guess..."

by ExecutionerDan May 21, 2021

The Kentucky Thumb

When you shove your thumb so far up you significant others vaginal cavity they will no longer have a menstrual cycle for a minimum of 6 months

Friend:Hey I heard you gave the Mrs. The Kentucky Thumb

Response:Yeah we'll be good for half a year

by The Kentucky Thumb May 20, 2021

The Kentucky Thumb

A sex position where you put your thumb in someone.

"I gave her the Kentucky Thumb last night"

by GasAllTheJews69 May 20, 2021

kentucky thumb

When your girls on her period but she's out of tampons so you have to stick a thumb in it

Aunt Flow came early this month and Lisa was lacking so I had to give her the Kentucky Thumb.

by NotTheATF May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

When your .50 blows a hole in your throat and you have to shove your thumb in it to keep from bleeding out of your jugular

Scott almost died from his .50 but he gave himself a Kentucky Thumb

by SteamedHams99 May 20, 2021

kentucky thumb

A form of erotic asphyxiation, in which someone uses the dominant thumb to jab into the throat of a partner (or self) to cut breathing and gain sexual arousal.

Also see Kentucky Thumb in the Bum: when a person inserts a thumb into their partners anus during scat play, to plug the flow of feces.

My relationship with Courtney has never been more alive ever since I gave her the ol Kentucky Thumb.

by Faithful Believer May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

When you are hitting it from the back on the red week but the vodka dick hits or you slip out and you don't want blood on your nice white sheets, so you stick a thumb in it to stop the red tide.

"I was having fun with my girl during that time of the month and slipped out so I gave her the Kentucky Thumb."

by Papa Kalash May 21, 2021