A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fake friend. Uses people to get where she wants to be, even if that means stepping on her best friends. Has a false sense of self. Can even be a gold digger if it suits her needs.
She is such a keri for skipping your birthday.
Only a keri would date that old man!
Someone who needs to get their teeth filed down because we dont want fangs in our town. Stop wearing so much damn ORANGE makeup.. they do make skin colored makeup you dumb bitch. Keris are not pretty at all and try WAY to hard to be cool. Its also called FACEWASH. maybe use some? just saying.
oh and nose piercings, maybe using an actual nose ring instead of something queer. Friends of Keris are fucking stupid. they need to stop copying them and why would you want to try and be so ugly too?
FISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ew nasty cunt
Girl, "Keri smells like fish."
Keri, "NO i dont, ask my boyfriend."
Girl, "ew nasty bitch, get that checked out. We dont want to open up a fish market in our school."
A person (usually female) who kicks rodents and says the n word in group chats.
“Damn did you see Keri? She was kicking rodents and saying the n word in group chats.”
Keri Lynn Hilson (born October 27, 1982 in Atlanta, Georgia) is an American R&B singer and songwriter signed to Zone 4/Mosley Music Group/Interscope Records. She is part of a collective of writers and producers known as The Clutch.
Keri Hilson has been writing music for other artists since 2001, including Britney Spears, Ciara, Usher, and Ludacris.In 2007,Keri Hilson made several appearances on Timbaland's solo effort, Shock Value where she featured heavily on the singles "The Way I Are" and "Scream" and the tracks "Miscommunication" and "Hello"
1)one of the easiest things to do ever 2)not changing your clothing for an extended period of time 3) forgetting where you are 4)not bathing for an extended period of time 5) getting horrid grades 6)being painfully full of win
stop pulling a keri its annoying.... annoyingly sexy.