A fork of Rural Dictionary
A khai-yong is going to be one of the best looking guys you will ever meet. He is attractive physically and has the perfect charm in his personality. Typically intelligent, khai-yongs tend to excel academically but can be quite lazy. However, they are always willing to put in the effort when they find interests and passions.
Khay is the greatest girl in the world. She's funny, beautiful, sweet, gorgeous, charismatic, kind, lovely, attractive, perfect. She's the best girlfriend i could've ever asked for, and she will always be the best girl I've ever met because nobody can ever compare to her perfection and how amazing she is. I love her so much because not only is she perfect for me on how silly and goofy she is, but shes also beautifully gorgeous and I would never change her for anything in the world, since shes already perfect there would be no point in changing her for whatever reason you could think of. She's so sweet, I love her so much.
Guy 1: Is that khay??
Me: yeah bro ur getting beat
Khay is the most perfect sweet girl ever. I've never met a girl like her before, I must've struck gold. She makes me feel like I found gold in the great depression, or a huge pitcher of water when I'm parched. I love her and I always will, shes so perfect beautiful gorgeous charismatic enigmatic, smart, cute, funny kind, entertaining, kindhearted, sweet hearted and I wouldn't want it any other way because that's my perfect girl and I wouldn't change her for anything. She makes my skies clear in a thunderstorm, she makes it feel toasty in the middle of winter. I could never want anything else but her, if I got a genie all 3 of my wishes would be To be with her forever, to be hers forever, and to have her love me, forever. Until death do us part?? Until shit do us fart I want to be with that girl until the end of everything. Its a word only I can use but its how I describe her.
"That girls a total khay!'
"Woah woah MY girls a total khay>"
"Step aside fellas we all know MY girl is THE total khay" (me)
To perform this type of unique Rizz you must be asian and be given the name of Khai. This is powerful rizz and should be only used when necessary. This is where you go up to a woman and go on your knees and scream and shout and beg for there number, after this they will get so red in the face and in no doubt give there number to you, after this you arrange a date and a expensive restaurant after finish eating you go to the woman and aggressively suck all the food out of her nose and run away after.
Person 1: Omg did you hear about the person who did the khai rizz???
Person 1: Omg yeah that was my sister lmao
The real way to pronounce Michael
Bob: Michael, can you pass me the ketchup
Micheal: it's MIKE KHAI ELLE!!!
A weird Asian kid who likes little children, he also has a massive crush on Ella lane (curry muncher) and is awful at rocket league.
I love little children, call that a khai riskalla