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A species of sub-human, PCP smoking kids trying to sing that sound like autistic, horny, acid shooting 80 year old faggots having a stroke that likes to ruin good songs and making songs that are already bad sound even worse. It was invented by some soccer mom milf who wanted to make mainstream music more kid-friendly.
Joey: Hey hank, did you hear the new T-Pain song?
Hank: yeah, it was cool, until i heard the Kidz bop remix.
In Kevin Rudolf's "Let it rock" it goes "but it broke his heart so he stuck his middle finger to the world" but the kidz bop version goes "but it broke his heart so he waved his hand to the world."
The songs on the Kidz Bop compilations are sung by a bunch of uninspired, spoon-fed little brats who butcher SOMEWHAT decent to mediocre songs (depending on which songs they decide to destroy). Their commercials consist of the kids running around laughing and dancing, while lipsynching. Wow, the perfect nightmare!
Remember when Alvin and the Chipmunks used to cover songs? Yeah, well, KIDZ BOP is worse than Alvin and his Chipmunk friends will ever be! Ashlee Simpson can sing better than these kids can!
By the time the newest Kidz Bop CD hits stores, most of the songs (by the ORIGINAL artists) are overplayed on MTV and radio. Kidz Bop needs to die. Besides, most of the time, they take songs that ALREADY suck, and add more suck factor to them, and the result is an abomination. Do the kids of today a favor by buying them a Beatles CD, or maybe a soundtrack to a Disney film, anything is better than Kidz Bop!
The Kidz Bop series are an abomination to music.
a money-making scam that is the end of music itself. It has little kids "singing" popular songs (which these days are shit anyway) with dirty words edited. Musical talent goes out the window. Any little kid is used because any little kid can fuck up a song. Perfect for totalitarian soccer moms to give their brats a censored, fucked-up excuse for music to listen to. Trash. The death of music. Period.
All Kidz Bop albums suck out the ass big time.
1.Where audio comes to die.
2. Something that will make you want to really, really jump off a building, if it's loud enough.
One shudders to imagine what inhumane thoughts lie behind those kidz bop records... Thoughts of chronic and sustained butchery.
The kids that have been ruining your favorite songs since 2000.
Kidz Bop
Songs sang by multiple children with bad voices. They turn good songs into crappy songs.
"Kidz Bop 31 sucks!"
"IKR, why have children with bad voices recreate songs?!?!"
A crappy youtube channel that does covers on overrated songs with swear words and make them child-appropriate and also worse. Kidz Bop Karen also became a famous meme on the internet, practically just 2 memes mixed together.
"Your window's open"
"They can't hear me because they're listening to kidz bop"