A fork of Rural Dictionary
Klaus-A tall, dark and handsome man who is Japanese. And I mean EXTREMELY JAPANESE. He has an amazing singing voice and probably was forced to play piano by his restricting japanese mother. He is every lady's dream. The only problem with Klaus is that he can only hold his breathe for 2 hours. Him and Jesus Christ Our Savior were gay partners back in the day, but don't fret, he isn't gay (he did it for the perks).
"Wow, I'm glad I brought a Klaus. I practice safe-sex."
"Hooray! Klaus just ate godzilla and mothera!"
"Sweety, I know you want to marry a Klaus so badly, but I think we all know that's not happening."
Ice cream man-"Hey there kiddo, what would you like?"
Boy-"I'll take one Klaus, extra sprinkles please!"
A simple but effective warning issued between close friends, when one or both of them have been or are about to go rogue. (Normally accompanied with a quick eye nod and slight raising of the eyebrows!)
*Friend lets off a fire extinguisher inside* "Klaus mate. Klaus"
*Impatient friend wants to leave the smoking area and head back inside whilst you're talking to a hot chick* "Klaus mate, Klaus"
*Friend drops his second pill of the night, 45 minutes after the first!* "Jesus mate, klaus!"
we will protect our funky lil gay boi, jazzy trash that everyone loves
he needs love
pansexual icon
d r u g s. Just look at him.
person1:oof yes go smol funky boi
person 2: do you mean the queen Klaus Hargreeves?
a hottie thottie who smokes pottie
person 1: who’s that thot?
person 2: idk but he’s hot
person 3: are you stupid?? that’s klaus hargreeves
Taker of freedom.
Destroyer of free will.
See also traitor to mankind.
Klaus Schwab says in 2030 you will own nothing and be happy about it.
Also known as “The Séance”, or “Number Four” Klaus is number 4 out of 7 Hargreeves siblings. They are an ex-superhero. Klaus is pansexual, and has a love/hate addiction with drugs. They are able to communicate with the dead and project them to the mortal world, but only when they are sober. They can also levitate, but only with their shoes off.
Klaus is the least taken seriously out of the Hargreeves siblings, and their siblings treat them like they can’t do anything when in fact, they can.
Person A: Whose’s your favorite Hargreeves sibling?
Person B: Klaus Hargreeves of course!
a sexy hybrid orginal from the shows the vampire diaries and the originals. Klaus is a 1000 years old. Klaroline should’ve been endgame
The word being defined klaus mikaelson is a paronoid viscous hybrid to have walked this earth but with the love of his family, friends and soulmates he is redeemed and I and the tvd fandom love him either way