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the state of being lame.

The poser's lameness knew no bounds; he thought I'd be impressed by his hairy chest and his Pontiac.

I word with many definition.

When a guy says it it is referred to being uncool

Guy 1: Dude let's go to this wicked house party!
Guy 2: no that sounds like a bad thing...
Guy 1: Dude you're so lame.

When a girl says it to a guy it is used in a cute way to joke around or be flirty

Guy: You're so cute when you make stupid jokes
Girl: Omg shut up Lol you're so lame, my jokes are funny. Lol you're lame. Lol

A person who thinks about sex and anything related to it constantly. And...
an exotic sexy mama who cant get enough of those chocolate boys with an addictiong for "a lil somethin something" know what im saying a freak on the streets and in bed
And...
Can also be realted to a Jackel or demond child

Man of Color #1: She keeps looking at me
Man of Color #2: Thats only because she is a lamees

Man #1: oh damn, its harlem, if only lamees were here
Man #2: id tap that

Something that is nice and soft and cuddly and curvy and smart and not lame

Who's that soft intelligent beast over there?

That's Lamees.

to name something in a lame way

asteroid belt is as generic as you'll get if you're gonna be laming things

A characteristic exhibited by persons who are boring, unadventerous, and prone to censoring the expresions of others.

Wow, those UrbanDictionary.com editors sure are lame, they wouldn't even post my awesome definition of uga!

Members of society that just dont get it. Lames will never understand why their car was stolen or understand the importance of properly rolling up.

These lames today remind me of Al Bundy, always trying to wife a fat bitch and sell women's shoes the rest of their miserable lives.