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A person who is highly stupid, perverted, sexy, ugly, smart, annoying, smelly and really anything you can think of. To describe the reason for calling someone "lampshade" is almost impossible since it covers all aspects of what a person might be, except if the person is depressed, then he is a lamp from IKEA

I just want to jizz on her tits and tell her mum about it. Duuude, your such a lampshade

a foreskin so big, you can make a lampshade out of it.

the uncut dude has a lampshade

An Eliabethan collar used on injured cats and dogs to prevent them from picking at the site of the injury. Also called a lampshade collar.

The cat needs a lampshade so she doesn't rip up her stitches, even though she hates it.

When someone, particularly women wear a shirt that is longer than their shorts making it look like they are not wearing anything other than a shirt.

Bro, that girl is lampshading hard!

when people eat wierd unknown things

Brittney likes to give nick lampshades on christmas

Lampshade: kinky sex. Lameshading: To have kinky sex.

Jill: What would you like to do after dinner? Alex: Figured we could take a long walk on the beach, while watching the sunset go down. Then afterward we could lampshade. Jill: You're such a dork, can we just skip to the lampshading?

The act of placing a cup (usually a red solo one) on the end of your penis and pretending it's a lamp.

My man Daquanial was lampshading at my sisters house.