A fork of Rural Dictionary
A woman who performs oral sex on another female. A woman with homosexual tendencies.
Stop being such a flap-lapper and go out with Tony already!
A man hating, butch lesbian dyke whos purpose in life is to incriminate every male she crosses paths with. She is an unjust, cunt flap hater who can't give a man the time of day...but has no problem hitting on your girlfriend.
Hey man watch out....she's a major testicle lapper...keep your girl close....
a single continuous piece of shit so long that it circles the toilet twice. Normally contains at least 3 days worth of shit. Results in a great sense of pride, and sometimes bloody ass
#1: Holy shit what the fuck stinks? #2: I pulled a double lapper #1: fucking a
The act of bringing a female friend to a stripclub and buying her a lapdance for your own pleasure.
Mattie V: Yo, Hattan...we have to get you a female lapper. Hattan: Sure thing, but what's in it for me?
One who laps at nuts, resembling a dog lapping up water.
Yo, that Johnny fellow is quite the nut lapper.