A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Cougar that is past their prime and needs a hearing aide.
I knew my tinder date was old, but instead of being a cougar she turned out to be a deaf leopard.
An elite group of people with the speed of a leopard. Many athletes are on leopard squad. Simliar to shift team, dime squad, etc....
Person 1: Did you see Usain Bolt's race??
Person 2: Yeah man hes on leopard squad!
a great pet for people ages 10 and up, a LOT better than a dog.
Choog: man i love my leopard gecko!
Ancient peasants that made their way to royalty, doing whatever was necessary. 1/3 % become royal by being the best at sports or were gifted in other genres. The other 2/3 % were believed to stole the crown by dueling the prince (king if no son) & defeating them. Ancient thieves, drug dealers, gamblers, even expert fighters in some countries. (Gladiators, Samurai, Knights,and other warriors like that.
Peasant goes to army, works way up to general and takes over. Or Ancient warrior games undefeated champion. ( think of a pawn that goes all the way across to become a queen, it went left and right to take some pieces out. But rarley they go straight to the other side. A pawn becoming royalty is an example of a leopard Shephard. Noun , adjective.
A lazy leopard is when you tear of the wings of a ladybug. Then attach them to an ant and place the ant in the mouth of a hungry Hungarian. If the hungarian spits out your creation you first insult him then ingest the ant with chopsticks. For the next three days observe changes in your stool. When the stool changes color twice collect it in a plastic baggie and deliver it to your town's mayor and shout lazy leopard.
"Did you see kevin last night?" "He totally pulled off the Lazy Leopard with Serena." "Lucky bastard"