Country Dictionary

A newspaper you don't like. See puppy trainer.

The New York Times used to be the Newspaper of Record. Now it's a birdcage liner.

A sexy colored rim added to the eye . Usually black. Punk or gothic people usually wear it.

Billie Joe Armstrong looks fine in eye liner

n. (lip lI'-ner) - for women, a frontal wedgie caused by the natural rise and snuggling of a string thong between the vulvae (as opposed to a camel toe caused by outer wear ride ups) v. - to give a female a lip liner

Ex 1: When Jess got a call, momentarily distracting her, Eric ran up and gave her a lip liner. Ex 2: Spinning gives me lip liners... bad!

When a product you bought comes with promotional junk you will never use. Cheap earbuds, stickers, batteries, speakers, water bottles, etc. Copious amounts of crappy accessories that end up filling the trash or a drawer you never use.

Dude, the laptop I bought came with a cheap plastic mouse, keyboard, carrying case, stickers, a water bottle, and crappy earbuds! This is just a whole lot of Landfill Liner.

Use: Online Roleplay When you write a nice long paragraph explaining a scene with descriptive words and you get hit with a '"Okay," He said.'

Jarry: "I thought you were doing this weird roleplay thing" Mike: "Nah, too many one-liners"

A person who constantly lies about their life and pretends it is reality.

Jenny said she was going to California she is such a dream liner

a person who cums in a condum turns it inside out and fucks the girl again

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