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matisse

to ditch, get rid of something, most likely a person

Bro dont leave him, dont matisse him like that

by youdontknow1813333 May 30, 2020

Matisse

Minecraft weeb. He has lots of friends, some better than others, but always stays close to the good ones. Matisse is loyal and funny, and you can always count on him to be there for you.

Matisse plays minecraft way too much.

by HEEEEEEEEEheeeeeeeeeee October 07, 2020

Matisse

Matisse is a strong, intelligent and rich man. He is the best at sex, has a huge penis, he makes the girls cum and gives them multiple orgasms. He is handsome and can dance like a god. He likes girls and girls like him. He is a leader and always has the best ideas. Matisse is a god or should I say better than a god.

Girl 1: I had sex last night and it was the best I ever had !
Girl 2: Oh u must have done it with Matisse ! Your sooooo lucckkkyyyy !

by Truthman October 24, 2017

matisse

no one could be so full of light and yet be so lost. he is a liar and a cheat he won't remember a thing about you no matter how hard you love him. his gorgeous hair and eyes and mind is painful because his infrequent words are so hurtful my heart is blackened. you were my best friend and i miss you so much

I can't hate matisse no matter how hard I try. I wish him the best

by Camelworshiper December 23, 2023

Matisse

A fairly annoying person but sweet person. They would be a great friend but she/he would be pretty stupid.

Person 1: "Hey whats your name?"
Matisse: "They fuck you want-"

by disguisedangel May 25, 2021

Matisse

beware, matisse's usually have a strange obsession with feet. Usually blonde and 5 foot at a MAX. you will never find a matisse over 5 foot 1. in his free time, he enjoys to sunbathe his toes and draw custard creams. Matisse's often have fucked up collerbones and they know why :::)))

Matisse, your teddy bear is clapped !

Matisse

coward liar piece of shit lil faggot bitch turncoat spineless retard

i knew u were a bitch matisse

by HarderRetard April 04, 2022