A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb meaning to pass gas and unknowingly release a small amount of liquid feces. You don't know you've merched until you see the stain in your undies. Merch comes from the noise the fart makes while trying to escape your clenched cheeks.
If Aly keeps pushing out farts like that she's gonna merch herself!
Running out of ammo during an Uber while playing as a Heavy, in the game"Team Fortress 2". Past tense of, "Merching" Originally named after a Heavy that frequents No-Heroes servers, under the name "Merchant", who almost always runs out of ammo at the worst possible times.
"Oh shit, Tony just merched and lost the objective"
Short for merchandise, usually sold online by youtubers
Check out my merch in the bio and make sure to cop some of that quick
That fool threw a brick at my whip and he merched that shit on GD
Dis BDK I raised up my blick and emptied the damn clip hit that fool all up in his shit. That’s the last thing he ever did was merched it and threw it at my whip.