A fork of Rural Dictionary
A nylon v-neck pullover most frequently worn by high school football coaches, bar league softball players, and meat-heads in general; they match with zubaz and tight gray work out shorts.
Hey Keith, could you grab my maling out of the truck when you come back from the liquor store.
The act of bumming. First used in apartment J3, the word was coined by by El Jefe Suave. Usually, especially if used by Tony, the word is accompanied by a particularly soft gesture; the touching of the tips of the index fingers, and pulling a queer face (again, mainly Tony).
"Tony, you're not going to spend another night going hard in the male to male exchange stakes? Again?" "We caught Dylan and Robert red-handed in their room, engaging in some extreme male to male exchange!" "I heard that Old Man Joan River isn't sleeping in his room all day as previously suspected. He's sneaking Tommy in for some M2MX!"
person 1: patrica you don’t look so good person 2: i’m just down with “male”
(v.) To male; to fuck up everything good and worthwhile in your life.
If you haven't destroyed a relationship with a great woman, you aren't maling correctly.
A more sophisticated and superior male to alpha/sigma males. Yogurt males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy yogurt and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently eating yogurt.
Billy: Is that guy over there an alpha? Nathan: No, he's a Yogurt male. Billy: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while eating yogurt.