A fork of Rural Dictionary
People that are the biggest fags ever that circle jerk all day
That kid is such a Massapequa chief
massapequa
1. One who kicks the shit out of anyone from dale.
2. One who owns the dale.
3. One who beats the dalers in every sport and takes a fat shit on them.
Oh shit look at that daler get his ass whooped by a massapequa kid.
Consists of 2 main areas, south and north of Merrik road. South of merrick road is soccer moms and the most entitled people ever. North is ok but looks like Detroit compared to the south. Also strangely republican for being in a blue state. One side you can be on a boat in your mansion, the other one you can be getting shanked by a crackhead. Obnoxious people like to rant about all American because, “ I’ve been coming here for 69,0000,00000 years and I travel from China just to come here.”
Dude I just got ran over by a Massapequa mom in a new Escalade, who the hell gave her a license?
A town full of drug addicts skaters sluts and fake bitches. Everyone here is chill except for that small 10% most people here are nice but some are bullies and just rude they all think they the shit but they ain’t they won’t do shit to you so I hate it here but I like my friends though they actually chill and funny and nice they got my back and out principle of out school is jojo siwa. But yea besides all those people there is the 40% of people that are real kids like the skaters we chill asf and the nice people they chill but everyone else is oof
Oh look at that slutty girl she had sex like everyday must be a Massapequa girl
Hey let’s fight dude.
Ight bet
*guy doesn’t show up to the fight*