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Nice guy who thinks with his head not his brain and works out a lot.

Meatball= Mike A. Domanski Jr.

Used as a verb:
- To meatball, Meatballing
(1) To gain a large amount of weight and obtain obesity in a short amount of time due to intaking incredible amounts of food.
(2) The act of an obese individual rolling towards and over an innocent person.
- To be meatballed
(3) To be rolled over, bumped, squished, crushed, etc. by an obese person.

Used as a noun:
- Meatball
(4) A lump of meat, commonly found in spaghetti.
(5) An obese person, commonly refers to iHeretic.
- Meatballer (n):
(6) One who partakes in the act of meatballing (see definition 2)

- "Daniel, stop eating, if you don't you'll end up meatballing!"

- "Poor Billy got meatballed the other day, he nearly suffocated!"

- "After seeing a meatballer not too long ago I haven't been able to eat or look at spaghetti and meatballs.

A short fat tan girl. Or someone who's acting like a retard.

Boy: Hey look at her she's pretty hot.

Boy 2: Ewww Dude she's a total meatball.

When your crush essentially tells you that she wants to ask a guy out and gets advice from you. The person usually doesn't have Ill intent, but still shatters your heart.

"I heard that Carla meatballed you and that she likes Alan. Sorry bro"

A fat Bitch who can't jump.

That meatball jumped like 2 inches off the ground.

noun. 1. the submissive partner in the act of spooning. the person getting spooned by the ladle.

hey baby, i'll be your ladle if you'll be my meatball.

that's one tasty meatball. i wanna be her ladle.

A nickname for the frensel lens system used by the U.S. Navy to guide pilots onto an aircraft carrier.

During the approach Jazz kept his eye on the meatball.