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metro sexual

An other-than-heterosexual young "man" dubbed with the name metro by both homosexual men who see a potential partner and heterosexual women who see a hot guy. Both demographics are thinking he must be gay. Heterosexual men see him as a threat only in the sense that he's blowing the dress standards bell curve for men who have to hear about it.

His natural habitats include the northeast and west coast cities, but only in the safe parts.

Wife: Honey, why can't you dress like that metro sexual guy?
Husband: Metro-what? He's gay.

by Mighty max July 07, 2007

metro sexual

A man who is not gay, but would be suspected so by educated peers based upon his mannerisms, dress and hobbies.

lisps, bent wristedness, affinity for knitting, wearing of extremely form fitting clothing.

by Grant January 10, 2005

Metro sexual

Metro sexual means that your gay but your nto willing to admit you like dick

he is a fag..No am not am a "metro sexual

by Notgiven. March 24, 2006

metro sexual

A man who is in touch with himself, not gay, but someone who knows how to dress and how to "primp" when the time is right.

Mitch Johnson

by Chaz April 20, 2004

metro sexual

a metro sexual is a straight person who likes pempering himself with facial, manicures and massages

When a guy pretends he is straight but he does things that girls due.

by josue December 08, 2003

metro sexual

"A straight man with class"

Tommy one day decided to where womens perfume and go to the bananna republic. This is a case of metrosexuality!!!

by Buzzin Bitch April 06, 2005

metro sexual

A man who is not gay, but would be suspected so by educated based upon his mannerisms, dress and hobbies.

lisps, bent wristedness, affinity for knitting, wearing of extremely form fitting clothing.

by Grant January 10, 2005