Country Dictionary

Eyes. From cockney rhyming slang mince pies.

Shes got the most beautiful minces

A slang term spin-off of the word “chopped” , minced is when somebody is so chopped that when they walk they look drunk.

This dude can’t even walk straight he’s so minced.

When you are finely chopped/faded (high)

Matt’s eyes were so red, you could tell he was minced right when he walked in the room

full term: "mince pie" cockney rhyming slang for "eye"

I punched the fucker one in his fucking mince

To be completely and utterly shredded. To have extremely low body fat percentage and to have extreme muscle definition.

Hey jimmy are you dieting right now? Yeah, I’m carb cycling. I’m gonna get minced.

A camp strut, typically performed by limp-wristed, overweight homosexual men who look as though they are being pulled along by the scrotum

Many people in Brighton like to mince up and down the high street Alan Carr is a prime mincer

Mincing is an act carried out usually in the lesbian communtity, it consists of thrusting your right fist down and spinning clockwise, then thrusting the left fist down and spinning anti-clockwise. Whilst doing this you must grind your hips to the rhythm of your hands.

"I'm going to mince her right up." Or "I'm mincing to get home." Or "Yeah, I minced some girl last night."