A fork of Rural Dictionary
Moonies; Noun (muun-nees)
To invite someone over to watch movies with the intention of hooking up with them.
Moonies are most likely held in a smaller more cramped room. It is unusual for the female party to know about the boys intentions.
Sam: I'm inviting a girl over to have Moonies tonight
Bart: What you watching?
Sam: 5 minutes of Step Up, then 2 hours of her
Much like a selfie. You take a picture showing your face, except it shows part or all of your ass in the photo. Usually using a mirror. Post it on Facebook statuses and such for tons of humour.
She didn't have a selfie but she did have a moonie.
"Wow, nice ass!"
1: The bearing of ones backside in a specific direction.
2: Some sort of a crazy cult over in the USA
1: I pulled a moonie at the cricket team's bus!
A forumite regular known almost exclusively for SPAM, insults, and petty hissy-fits. Common traits include issuing death threats and hollow insults. Can be used to describe a users personality, online persona, or posting qualities. A common substitute for the word 'noob' (see noob).
"Jesus Christ dude, WTF was that - you're the new Moony"