A fork of Rural Dictionary
The guy who created Kahoot and makes education fun!
person1: Yo, school sucks so bad man..., wish I could just learn something useful...
person2: Welp, we can't do anything these days ,unless if we make learning fun!
person1: How should learning be fun
person2: Welp, Kahoot will test your knowledge in a more entertaining way!
person1: Oh wow!, finally, a chance to show my knowledge!!
person2: Welp, mad respect to Morten Versvik
The act of barging in on a wedding whilst having no pants or undergarment on, and wearing a dark place polo shirt and ski mask.
Did you hear about the Amish Mortener that was arrested the other week?
A friendship group brought together by a mutual love for a dude named Morten Vollset.
I'm stoked to be a member of the Morten Vollset Fan Club
It means you're beautiful in danish
"Omg you're so vorte-morten"
A weak boy who is normally referred to as "Kina" or "China". Usually drives around on a scooter.
The Word means "A person from the low-class". Used in a sentence: "The boy rode his "Kina" scooter".
"Kina" is the equivalent of "Poor" or "Homeless". "Morten" is commonly used as a pronoun to "Kina" and can therefore be called a synonym.
Morten is the name of the greatest Halibuthunter, and the god of Haill!
Morten means succes of fishes.
If you want to succeed as a sportsfisher you need to change your name to Morten right away and you will gain skills right away.
"Now I feel like Morten" when you caught your biggest fish!
"I Just took an Morten" when you hook the greatest fish of your life!
A norwegian term used to describe a person who is weak. A "Morten Hegstad" usually looks like a stick and can't lift more weights than 2kg. The term can also mean small penis.
"Look at that guy over there. He is so skinny and have a tiny penis"
"Yeah, he's a Morten Hegstad