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The highest level of intoxication, when you are so drunk that you pass out in some mulch or the garden.

Dude I was mulched last night

extremely intoxicated

I got mulched and pissed on 35w this weekend.

Tabacco places on top of weed smoked through a bong. The end result is being domed as hell

“Load me a mulch”

A word made by 3 niggers in an Instagram group chat

The people enjoyed the mulch.

Female ejaculation on a males private parts.

Useally refferd to when an older man has sexual intercourse with a younger blonde female.

Brought into population after the teacher student sex scandels in Alabama.

When a teacher states that he needs mulch that's the "codeword" for a student to meet up with the teacher afterwords for sexual intercourse.

After she got out of class she stayed for some extra credit, she helped me lay down the mulch and man did it smell strong!

Mulch - wood that is not hard. Made of the same material, but not hard.

Jenna was looking very nice today...I was mulching.

To be heavily influenced by drugs or alcohol

Johnson bro we need to get mulched tonight, it's the last night of vacation!