Country Dictionary

to completely destroy and embarrass someone lyrically in a freestyle battle or on a track.

Whyte Out murdered his competition on 106th and Park's Freestyle Fridays.

"Eminem murdered you on your own shit, you a dick-riding faggot..." -Nas (to Jay-Z)

A handjob given while wearing black leather gloves.

My husband Sean wanted to be adventurous and asked for a murderer. So I put on my black leather gloves and gave him a handy in a dark broom closet.

A very good and enjoyable pastime. Great fun for all ages! Never too young to start!

What do you want to do tonight? Sex?

nah. I'd rather go commit a few Murders.

A word that sounds cool when said by Gollum.

Muuuuurdereeeer.

No, no.

Modern terrorism, which is less concerned with achieving a set goal though violent means (traditional terrorism), and is more concerned with simply killing innocent people and claiming it's for a cause.

The Beslan crisis was a reprehensible act of murderism.

(noun)
The decision to wear both socks and sandals in the same outfit

"Dude, why are you wearing your Birkenstock's and Nike socks in the same outfit?"
"I don't know man I thought it was cool."
"That's an act of murder."

kinky taken too far

cerberus: I thought about slowly suffocating you while you sleep
gladion: but I never sleep
cerberus: while you're awake then
gladion: kinky
cerberus: wait no it's murder
gladion: that's kinky taken too far