A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Truman Show-esque reality show.
Hym "Fixing MY life requires me fixing the Truman Show-esque reality show at the root of my problems. I know you're a little slow so I'll draw you a little diagram TSE reality show > work > relationships This 🖕 is the problem. I can't fix the work problem because people will use this 👇 Truman Show-esque reality Against me. Which triggers a negative neurophysiological effect that is (in your own words) incredibly draining. My relationships. Predicated on the fact that I am in 👇 this Truman Show-esque reality People only associate with me to gather information for 👇 Truman Show-esque reality See how that works? I know you do. I know you're not stupid. You just don't want to be wrong. It doesn matter how much you know because you are wrong and I am right. How do I know? Because WHAT I'M SAYING IS TRUE CHRISTOF. The cage only opens if I pour in the blood of the innocent OR if someone lets me out. You pick. Getting impatient. Getting stressed."
This is what you say after something bad happens to you.
1. Tripping and falling on the ground - you say "my life my life" 2. Your girlfriend breaks up with you 3. You get hit by a bus 4. You accidently cut yourself 5. You cant think of any more examples for something
Something that has no meaning and is full of failure and depression.
A wonderful, touching song by The Beatles. And it has a kick-ass piano solo. Written by Lennon/McCartney, sung by Lennon.
And these memories lose their meaning When I think of love as something new Though I know I'll never lose affection For people and things that went before I know I'll often stop and think about them In my life, I love you more.
A phrase that emphasizes that one is speaking very truthfully or stating a fact in which he truly believes. Literally means that the person would bet his life on the validity of the statement.
"Gotta keep ya cash coming and that's on my life." -Ja Rule, "Wonderful" "Suge Knight's a bitch, and that's on my life." -Snoop Dogg, "Pimp Slap'd" "I pissed on your 12-year-old daughter last night, and that's on my life." -R. Kelly, "Your Daughter Drank My Piss"