Country Dictionary

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noising

metal music or rock that fucks off and gets on somebody's nerves a lot

please turn off this noising. I hate it. Get down to work instead of listening to this f... noising

by Andrius March 03, 2008

noise

an STD, a sexually transmitted disease

Carefull, that chick'l give you the noise

by Major Hoople February 09, 2004

Noise

a thing that comes out of the general human's vocal cords.

"hey, stop making noise over there!"

by bitchy_itchy_agustd December 29, 2018

Noise Bro

Those who partake in the mostly male dominant "underground / DIY" scene of noise music. A common thread found amongst the scene - the gang-mentality of standing in circles that are mostly composed of socially deprived men whom talk shop about crappy fx pedals, old synths, B-movie horror, which local corner store is selling the cheapest six pack of Hamm's, and the next "piece" they're working on the will be named after a violence being done to female anatomy.

"yo Noise Bro, did you grip that new Abortion Milkshake cassette on Load Records? No man, I spent my only five bones on that Whore Holocaust LP just put out on Hanson...

by Mi_Cul_Ma_Lee_Toe August 21, 2014

shneebly noise

A moan.

"Yo I just made a Shneebly noise"

"Yo that Shneebly noise you just made made me wet"

by Bedudd November 01, 2015

Frick that noise.

A more polite way of sayingfuck that shit”.

You’re actually paying me $5.00 a month? Frick that noise.

by zimmygirl777 August 02, 2023

noise hamper

An object that produces a white noise (like a fan, or maybe a radio on a lower volume) that is used to make sounds audible in a very quiet environment not quite as noticeable. Noise hampers can be used to make it harder to hear you doing something you don't want others to know about.

Noise hampers explain why so many people like to masturbate in the bathroom with the shower running.

While Tyrone and Shelly were having sex, Shelly used her fan as a noise hamper so her parents wouldn't hear her moaning.

I had to find a noise hamper so I could fap in peace.

by thisplacesucksass March 12, 2014