A fork of Rural Dictionary
On December 23 your girlfriend will ride you all day to get you ready for Christmas Eve
It’s the 23rd!!
National ride your Boyfriend day
Bet lemme ride
A wonderful holiday where your boyfriend needs his dick sucked
Bae its National Suck your Boyfriend's Dick Day so let me suck your dick
show your boyfriend you love him by giving him some head to celebrate this fine day.
Gf: can I give you head ?
Bf: yes
Gf: what a fine day to celebrate national give your boyfriend head day.
A great day to show how much you love your boyfriend by tickling his balls! He will love the intimacy and it will bring you both closer. Just go for it!
You: Happy National Tickle Your Boyfriend's Balls Day!!!
Boyfriend: Oh wow I'm so excited!
Celebrated on November 16th, this is a wonderful holiday where your boyfriend needs his dick sucked
bae its National Suck your Boyfriend's Dick Day so let me suck your dick
Today is the day ladies! ATTENTION all young men & old men today you MUST let your Girlfriend beat YOUR ass !! NO hitting , fighting , breaking up , silent treatment , or shooting !
Girl : who is that ?
Him : bae idk what you talking about !
* girl thinks and remember that today is “national beat your boyfriend ass day *
Girl : that’s alright ima beat yo ass
* gf attacks bf *
He deserves it if you are actually dating
Sis it is national give your boyfriend your scrunchy day.