A fork of Rural Dictionary
National slap your ex day is on October 30
It's when you slap your ex on any part of his/hers body ;))
(Am I doing you a favor?)
You: hey -name- it National Slap Your Ex Day..ya know what that means ;)
Ex: Shi-
-SLAP-
...(THE END)...LMFAOOO
On June 14th everyone has to text their ex about anything
Tomorrow is national text your ex day and I texted my ex spouse Mariah about our past relations
on november 27 post a pic of ur ex and say why y’all broke up and appreciate them
guy 1: yo it’s national appreciate your ex day
guy 2: ugh fine
National kiss your ex day is February 13th. Go text that favorite ex!
I have to hit up my ex to celebrate the national kiss your ex day!
the day where you hit up an ex or your favorite ex or the one you would go back with 🤷 ♂️they can guess which one they are if they want
her: hey
him: ?
her: it’s national ex day and i wanna get back together or some shit
him: say less😏
June 12th
post all yo exes on social media
p1-yo it’s national ex day
p2-i’m finna post all my exes