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neebs

you're alone or you have no friends. used in the badland o fife...all other definitions say it's shortened for neebor but it actually means you have NAE NEEBORS.

DINNAE DINGY ME PAL E'LL BE NEEBS! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBS! haha look at ailsa, she's pure neebs. aye, you fuckin knowes it.

by mr grrrrrrrr August 04, 2010

neeb

see noob

your a neeb

by Joe September 29, 2003

Neebs

Abbreviation of inebriated. To be stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol)

"Let's get neebs tonight"

by Cooky_Monster February 06, 2012

Mount Neeb

Mount Neeb is a mountain in Bristol - England. The mountain is legendary to followers of the neeb. Legend states that the mountain harnesses the true power of the neeb, and to achieve this, you must give offerings to the mountain, such as money, or sticks. The followers also claim that worshipping Mount Neeb is a vital part of life. Followers will square dance, skip, pray, and do many other activities on Mount Neeb. The mountain also offers marriages upon it. Although they may be expensive, they are way better than marriages upon the less significant Mount Noob. Also, the legendary movie The Wrath Of Mount Neeb was based on this very mountain.

Greg: Hey, anyone up for going to Mount Neeb tomorrow? The rest of "The Goon Crew": Hell yeah!!

by The_Neeb January 04, 2006

Neeb

Person who dismisses their own ethnicity because they want to be Native American so bad.

You know the white kids who take Native American History courses because they’re “0.92992298% Native American” they're such neebs.

by Suavecita September 15, 2020

neeb

nerd + weeb = neeb

look at that kid carrying an anime textbook! he's such a neeb

by ooaz February 01, 2022

neeb

a nerd and a weeb

dude he's carrying that anime textbook! he's such a neeb

by ooaz August 18, 2021