A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. The act of taking offence, or being offended.
2. To be annoyed or peeved by a person or event that affects you, usually in a negative way.
Lisa: Your a negative nancy!
Luke: I take offence at that, your a jerk.
Lisa: I take offence at being called a jerk, your out of my top friends!!
The act of claiming to be offended by an event that did not attack, belittle or demean any group or person. Taking the misguided idea that no one should say anything that might offend another, in an over -the-top nonsensical way.
"Merry Christmas!"
"Don't you mean, Happy Holidays!?"
"Whoa, calm down, didn't mean to send you off on an offence-tantrum now."
Someone's first time having sex. AKA loss of virginity.
GUY: OH was it her first time offence?
ME: Ye I guess you could say i'm a first time offender
What you should always try to cause the woke scum to do
Kathleen Stock's pungent common sense on the question of gender ideology caused the woke scum to take offence, which is good because you should always try to cause as much offence as possible to people who think it's ok to castrate children and imprison rapists with women.
Any action, behaviour, or level of stupidity so f**king annoying that it warrants getting your lights punched out.
We’re talking about sht that isn’t illegal, but absolutely deserves someone being laid out flat.
It’s the ultimate case of ‘f**k around and it’s time to find out.
Jacob always Leaves the gym equipment drenched in sweat without wiping it down and doesn’t re rack his weights
Yeah look, That’s definitely a Deckable offence!
A high degree of verbal violation
What you said is a platinum offence.
A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.
Person 1: "no offence" but you are fat and lazy...
Person 2: yeah, well "no offense" but this is why your mom doesn't love you....