Country Dictionary

The co-founder of starmen.net, and a translator for Funimation.

"Who is this tomato, and why does he take medication?"
"Tomato is a Big Mouth Billy Bass. And he dosen't take medication; medication takes him. If you look on the back of most asprin containers, you'll see that the active ingredient is Tomato.

A pair of very nice big juicy Boobs.

Damn that chick has huge tomatoes.

A 1920's flapper word for a dumb, silly, or stupid girl

I went out with betty last night and she is a tomato.

The fruit that is often mistaken for a vegetable. Red in colour and fleshy within, but beware of the pips!

Has ye ever heard of the tomato?

(noun)
/təˈmādō/

Someone who is both LGBT (a fruit) and disabled (a vegetable)

Did you see that float at the Pride Parade full of Tomatoes?

Literally a tomato. Red and juicy. I have no idea why you would look it up. Dumb cunt.

“Hey I wonder what tomato is in the urban dictionary.
“Oh”

A noob at games. Someone that thinks their 1337, but gets nailed everytime but the 5yo from down the block.

Tomatoes: Im 1337 at sniping at BF2
5yo: Hahaha I just pwnd you!!!!111!