Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

not a ho

Not charging for sex; it's either free or not at all. Hence, no ho~ing!

She's not a ho, she either gives it away or you don't get any.

by Starchylde May 21, 2016

It's in the ho

Shouted out by spectators at the next golf event when Tiger tees off. Replaces the classic exclamation, "It's in the hole!"

Gallery is silent until the tee shot is taken.
"It's in the ho!"

by J Scotts December 04, 2009

ho ho ho

It's what you call three young women looking for sugar daddies.

Here's a personal ad from some ho ho ho's.

by TallBlondGuy February 01, 2005

Ho Ho

a chocolate snack filled with whipped cream. a code word for a penis.

Allan: look how Ryan's walking! he looks like he has ho hos up his ass!
Ryan: Shut the hell up!

by Worlds_best_moaner December 09, 2018

ho ho

Someone who won't stop complaining and takes everything that happens seriously.

That ho ho is complaining just because i spilled something on the couch.

by Carmina V. February 25, 2006

ho

A word Santa Clause says three times when he sees your wife, mother and sister together in the same room.

Ho, Ho, Ho Merry Christmas!

by Alfie The Horndog July 19, 2005

Ho No

A truncation of someone's name. Whose first name begins Ho, and whose second name begins No. An oaf. A lummox. A fool. A miscreant. A fake. A phoney. An ill talented, overhyped guy.

"Ho No, man, he just doesn't get it. He just doesn't know what he's talking about. Fucking Ho No."

by TonyHoagland February 29, 2004