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Neolithic Nunchucks

A sexual act involving one breaking into the Museum of National History, stealing two Australopithecus femurs, tying them together with some curly fries and beating random bystanders on the streets of Manhattan, all while engaging in gratuitous buttsex.

-You ever see the night at the museum?
-Yeah.
-You ever wanna steal bones and club people while having buttsex?
-Dude, you stole that from urban dictionary and the call it the neolithic nunchucks.
-No...
-Yes.

by Cunt Mc Queen and VaJayJays February 27, 2012

Horsecock Nunchucks

Two horsecocks of horsecock dildos, attached by a chain, used to form Horsecock Nunchucks. An effective weapon used for fear and crowd control. No one will see it coming.

Robber: *Is robbing*
Zach: *Pulls out Horsecock Nunchucks and swings them*
Robber: *Holy fuck- fuck waht htehf fuck are those nunchucks?!? - dies of a heart attack*

by HorsecockNunchucks November 23, 2024

jet nunchucks

Two jet engines tied together with a chain, used as a weapon.

Jet nunchucks are very fun :)

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

himilayan nunchuck

When having anal sex with a girl, as her ass is up in the air and her face buried in a pillow you pull out. Upon pulling out the condom it is pinched by her asshole and pulled almost completely off, tethering your cock to her sphincter, resembling half a pair of nunchucks

Bro after I fucked Amber in the ass I tried to pull out and ended up getting a himilayan nunchuck

by Craigo’s cunt crusher October 18, 2017

dirty nunchuck

When your getting your ass ate out by your gf and getting jerked off and you shit a log in her mouth and nut at the same time.

My gf was a bitch so I gave her a dirty nunchuck

by Gerth turtle June 09, 2016

Nunchuck Grandma

Where your Grandma is done baking cookies and grabs some nunchucks. Usually, the grandma will go batshit crazy with said nunchucks and will break everything.

My Nunchuck Grandma has found the nuchucks! Fuck!

by Words are fun ay? August 15, 2022

nunchuck smoke

the act of smoking strictly 2 cigarettes consecutively, as opposed to the act of chain smoking - which requires smoking more than two.

"wanna nunchuck smoke on the porch?"

by simpingfornoreason February 19, 2022