Country Dictionary

when you have too much to drink and you go out with an ugly or incredibly feminine man (getting an instaboner in this situation would be advised against)

I had the worst beer oopsie of my life last night she had a penis

While trying to fart, you shit yourself.

I almost oopsy poopsy'd myself 3 times today.

when you want to say oops but sort of be funny at the same time

oopsie poopsie i didnt mean to do that

A more innocent way of saying oops. Most often used by someone when they've done something seriously wrong and are now having to face the consequences. Best when teamed with large blank eyes. Example: angry neighbour: 'you just set that tree on fire causing serious damage to my property!!!' pyromaniac: '...oopsy poodle...'

oopsy poodleoopspyromaniacpunk ass

the act of being hung over in the shower and farting only to realize that you actually had to shit but it is too late and your bath tub is now covered in shit and you are pissed because you are hung over and now have to clean up sloppy wet poop.

dude i was so hung over this morning that i oopsie poopsied all over my shower

This happens during rough sex when the female gets extremely wet and the man is thrusting the entire lenghth of his fuck stick in and out of her gushing gash. He then gives her a good jam and unknowingly enters her backdoor and slides all the way up her turd tunnel. Generally, this will force the session to come to an abrupt stop as the woman struggles to catch her breath, while the man rinses the kidney bean off the end of his purple headed yogurt slinger.

G, Did you hear that bloody scream last night in the hotel? I think Mike gave Crystal an "Oopsie Poopsie"

1. something people day when they screw up really really bad 2. the retarded way of saying "ooh shit!"

Oopsie daisy, i pooped in my pants.