A fork of Rural Dictionary
rural maratime slang for balls, package, nuts. Used when describing a person jerking off.
"he's feeling his oats" = he's jerking off
Oats usually refers to the member of a group of friends that is generally made fun of most; although he often deserves it. It is not uncommon for an Oats to make a fool of himself often without intending to. He declines when asked to participate in fun activities, and is therefore commonly rejected by society.
Alex is such an Oats sometimes.
Don't be such an Oats.
Oats, nobody likes you. Get the hell out of here.
Northern slang for nailing some kive. Predominantly used by charlie big spuds after ten cans of stella and a test-tube of jagermeister or five.
"I wanna get my oats with Charlene Krank."