A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a girl is getting gangbanged by 8 guys and has 2 dicks in her pussy, 2 dicks in her ass, 2 in her mouth, and she's giving two hand jobs
"Me and some buddies went to Mary's and we gangbanged her. 2 dicks in every hole and two getting jacked off."
"Now that's what I call an Octo-Pussy!"
The most terrifying beast of all, the octo-raptor is half octopus, half raptor, and full of bees - bees on fire.
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's....wow, I was way far off, it's a fucking octo-raptor!
A white primary, only with 8 people. Rather than a quad dildo, a dozen octopus impaled on a stick. Each person gets a tentical.
“The beautiful thing about the Octo pus is it’s Marxist like equality and authority. “-Ghandi
A pussy that delivers 8 children in one shot.
I saw Octo-Pussy on TV. Why would a woman with 6 kids on welfare get implanted with 8 more? Make her Doctor support them!
Inspired by the erotic painting The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife, it is the act of oral pleasure performed upon a woman's genitalia by a cephalopod. Commonly performed in Eastern Asia, though has spread to certain sex clubs in Western Europe.
The octo-cunnilingus was quite pleasurable for his wife, but it left the octopus confused about exactly what it meant for their relationship.