A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of attacking & destroying an enemy's self esteem; utilizing unconventional remarks, stirring the enemy's emotions making them unable to network an insult measuring to your ego. If done correctly, the enemy will leave in anger to cry or to write about it in their diary, resulting in a successful response: rage quitting.
Bitch "Hey hun, I'm home!"
COD husband "Stfu bitch, hurry and make me a sandwich."
Bitch "That's offensive." *leaves for the kitchen*
What you say to someone when you purposefully and obviously mean something you said in an insulting way.
You are a niggerdouchefaggot bitch homo gayfuck bitch! no offense and you're retarded
A phrase someone uses to not offend someone when someone says something mean of hurtful. It literally makes the person feel offended.
Lily: No offense, Allie, but your annoying.
Allie: Well, offense taken!
1. To take a stance or position against a percieved assault.
2. The quality of an attack used against an opponent or enemy during battle.
3. To find an opinion, act, object or situation to be detestable.
1. Arthur took an offensive position to prepare for Uryens' attack.
2. Yuko certainly did put up a good offesive while battling Emperor Magus.
3.Because I often find Fred's political definitions to be offensive, I give all of his definitions a thumbs down even the non-political ones.
to help a friend out with a member of the opposite sex by "talking them up"; A wingman will play offense for his buddy to help him get laid
Bro 1: "Dude that girl is so hot, play offense for me!"
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Bro 2 (to girl): "Hey what's up, have you met my friend Bro 1? He's captain of the football team and thinks you're pretty cute. You should talk to him"
Girl: "OMG OK"
A pre-statement that allows for any possible offensive or derogatory remark you are about to declare. As long as the offensive remark has this pre-statement in front, it is assumed that the declarer is not to be held accountable for the repercussions of the statement to follow. If this is declared post-statement, the safety net is somewhat removed, the statement loses some girth, and the speaker can be held accountable to the spoken words.
Example 1 Pre-statement:
John: "No offense Betty, but you are the worst employee in this entire company and no one enjoys your presence. Also, I do not find you physically attractive and I think you are a bitch."
Steve: "Dude, how can you be so harsh!?"
Betty: "Don't be such a prude Steve, he said no offense first; it's cool bro."
Example 2 Post-statement:
Mike: "Wow Cindy, I cannot believe you slept with everyone on the 3rd floor, you are such a slut; no offense."
Cindy: "OMG."
Tim: "Mike - you're fired."