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v. Masturbate.
She wouldn't put out, so I had to crack one off instead.
to masturbate quickly until climax. pleasure is not always the primary reason for it.
She left her shoes her? I'm gonna go rub one off in her shoe.
i was sitting in my bedroom watching countdown and decided to have one off the wrist over carol vorderman.
v. Masturbate.
He disappeared into the bathroom for 10 minutes, and I knew he'd gone to spank one off.
noun. from English slang terminology. The act of masturbation. v. to masturbate.
"where's jim?" "probably upstairs cracking one off to some midget porn"
1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus. 2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".
1. I was just in the bathroom pinching one off 2. Oh God how I love shitting!