A fork of Rural Dictionary
A very handsome and sexy guy. He is also tall and really good in relationships and is very loyal to his partner. A Pascalle might seem awkward at first, bit once you get to know him he is really funny and hyper. Pascalle can also be a real asshole sometimes but he is a good friend most of the time.
"dude Pascalle is so awkward"
"Pascalle is fucking hot"
A rather useless programming language, initialy created to teach new programmers how to do it properly, after the wave of sloppy programmers in the 60s. Improvements have meant that it has been used for real programming (mainly by apple). Good to get you into good habits, but still useless in the end.
person 1:i learnt programming in C++ in no time at all thanks to all the years i spent learning Pascal
Person 2:yeah...but if you just learnt C++ in the first place, you wouldnt have had to bother.
Person 1:&*%^$% you
Blaize Pascal:you think youve got it bad? they named the bloody thing after me when i was already dead!
Pascalle is very beautiful but shits too much. These shits can last anything from 5 to 30 minutes depending on what she ate. She also loves cats, and owns about 16.
Pascalle is looking fineeee today, I wonder how long her shit lasted.
She is a sexy, strong, courageous, independent woman. A woman that isn't going to stand by and be bullied by anyone nor let you bully someone else in her presence.
A woman that is both beautiful on the inside and out. Many may call her a saint. She will have your back in any fight, and so you better have her's too, and if not she will discard you for the coward trash heap you are.
She is a dear friend, a shoulder to cry on, an encourager, trustworthy and respectable.
Bootylicious ass and the most voluptuous lips you have ever seen. Most shiny and delicious smelling hair you will ever encounter.
Damn, you see her.. bet that's Pascal